{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}
{"type":"general","setup":"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.","punchline":"I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!","id":47}
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Caubeyres is a commune in the Lot-et-Garonne department in south-western France.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"How do you organize a space party?","punchline":"You planet.","id":129}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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