{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
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{"fact":"Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.","length":43}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
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{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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