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The Chapel of St Nicholas is a small Roman Catholic 17th-century church located in Għargħur, Malta.
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Kranti:The Revolution is a 2006 Indian Bengali language crime action film written and directed by Riingo Banerjee and produced under the banner of Shree Venkatesh Films. The film features actors Jeet and Swastika Mukherjee in the lead roles. This film marks the directorial debut of Riingo Banerjee, who also composed the music for the film. The film was a big success in the career of Jeet. It is the 15th film as lead actor of Jeet.The film also was a commercial success. Ashish Vidyarthi was Vishnu in this film. The film is an adaptation of the Telugu film Siva, directed by Ram Gopal Varma.
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Eriocottidae or Old World spiny-winged moths is a family of insects in the order Lepidoptera whose position relative to other members of the superfamily Tineoidea is currently unknown. There are two subfamilies, Compsocteninae and Eriocottinae.
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